This week’s favorite show rich women do something, Rich women did this in Spain! First, I needed to get ready. They had an assistant drive them over their belongings and move them through a three-room closet, but the value of their property did not increase by a penny. They talked to her disgusting husband lying in bed in London, and one FaceTime of her would have revealed her five well-dressed party girls waiting for a night on the town . They wore $1,217 Chanel pajamas on the plane. Because their whole life is a stunt, and if the pilots knew their financial situation, they would definitely guide them into the mountains to save them from the humiliation of being exposed in the end.
But the strangest thing was that Sutton decided to take the ashes of legendary choreographer Merce Cunningham to Barcelona to spread. Well, Sitges is actually a nearby seaside town that has been completely taken over by gays and turned into a naughty paradise. There is a sex club in Sitges literally called “Bukkake”.
When I first learned about Mars’ ashes, I felt like a W towards TF. How did she get these ashes? How long has she been holding him? He passed away in 2009, has it been that long? were they friends? Did she buy these? Can you buy human remains at auction? When Lady Gaga finally returns to Chromatica, imagine how much Dolly Parton will pay, or how much the Queen will do to bankrupt her family’s fortune. please.
Luckily, we learn later in the episode that Sutton worked at his studio for several years and they had a very sweet relationship. Not only did she scatter his ashes in Sitges (Marse would have loved bukkake), but she also paid tribute to him by spreading his name and his work to Real Housewives fans out there. She thinks she wants to. Even Erika Jayne had to be schooled by Mikey Minden. No matter what is said about him, he certainly knows shit about old choreographers.
I really enjoyed learning more about Sutton. I like Sutton as a person and think he’s fun, quirky, unconventional and hilarious. But I don’t like the way she plays the housewife game. It’s all foul-mouthed, provoking, and hypocritical. When she’s not in the line of fire, like when she had the ladies play a game called “All of a Sutton” on the bus to her haunted AirBNB, and the winner of the game took home the prize. She can be a wonderful person. They were all trivia questions about her life. As she once played Brian Moylan in my family. danger Hello Christmas, it’s me, Travis Kelsey’s girlfriend, it’s me. (That’s how we do it, right?) Shockingly, it was her nemesis Erika Jayne who won, including Sutton’s cat’s name, her father’s name, and the car she drives. I pinpointed the type of car (not a Bentley). Or is it a Rolls? In any case, Dorit is jealous mainly because she doesn’t owe Sutton any money.
When they arrive, the hosts tell us about the “small Talk about people. spanish horror stories, a Ryan Murphy rip-off that no one asked for. Then it’s room selection (in fact, Erica’s prize for winning the Sutton game should have been the room she chose, not the pathetic tiara). It’s time for everyone’s glam squad to arrive while Kyle tries to clean up her 17 yellow bras by herself. Sorry, but I’m a little tired of traveling with glam trends. I understand that this is a visual medium. I love it when women are white, but at this point, it’s the new overstuffing. It seems unnecessary and performative. And TBH, I don’t notice any noticeable difference between attractive people and unattractive people.
We get a little interlude with Storm, the villa’s dream chef, who Erica and Garcelle want to team up with. (I’d pay at least $400 to watch that video on OnlyFans.) Storm doesn’t even have to think of a porn name. he already has it. At dinner, the women were moaning as they ate his tapas (not a euphemism). fifty shades of gray Rejoice, as if a storm were taking them to the red room of their mouths.
Next, it’s time for Annemarie to “address the elephant in the room.” This, like most seasons, is a time-honored tradition of housewives. spanish horror stories, it doesn’t end well. After she apologizes to Sutton for calling her “lonely and insecure” and shows off her smug married life to her divorcees at the table, she says it’s time for her and Crystal to get serious. Ta. Anne Wu Marie said she met Crystal at a party before appearing on the show, and Crystal told her that she thought all women were unintelligent, uneducated, and shallow. Stated. I surveyed the room, checking, checking, checking.
It’s a bit of a joke, but Dorit loves her designer airplane pajamas teeth shallow. Also, Crystal is right. She is better educated than most of the cast as she has a college degree. Kyle, Garcelle, and Erica never went to college. Crystal says she doesn’t think women are stupid or shallow and never said that. I think the editor showed her a clip from 2020 and she smeared her by saying that women don’t have her education. Its cast also included Lisa Rinna and Denise Richards, neither of whom attended college. I also wonder if Krystal would say the same thing now that it’s not her first relationship and she’s been with the women for three years.
Based on mere semantics, Crystal is right, but just because they’re uneducated doesn’t mean they’re unintelligent or uninteresting. What would Crystal say about this? However, the other women seem to believe what Annemarie says because it is true. Yes, Crystal has a slight sense of superiority. I wish her women would confront her about this instead of withdrawing her into themselves like they always do.
I was a little annoyed that Karen Kemsley caused trouble again with her confessional. “You’re not more educated than the rest of us. By the way, bride, by the time you got married at 12, we were building businesses, graduating from college, and all that.” “I was doing things,” she says. hang on. Child bride? To Asian women? Considering the stereotype of Asian women as mail order brides, that seems unwise. Also, the age difference between Erica and Tom is much larger than the age difference between Crystal and Rob. Garcelle was just one year older than Crystal when she first married. Kyle got married when he was five years younger than Crystal and had a child. If you want to equalize these sins against Crystal, you need to equalize them against everyone. (Please don’t force these arguments on anyone.)
A debate then ensues over whether Krystal said she was a real socialite and the other women weren’t. She can’t see Crystal saying this. Because this is the same woman who buys pajamas from the clearance rack. She wouldn’t care about that. Sutton definitely cares, pulling out an ABT board whenever women want to express their sexuality. But crystal? no.
And then Annemarie gets to the part that really drives me crazy. She said to Krystal, “I just want to thank you for giving me a topic and for making my topic popular.” I often hear this, but it’s a counterargument from housewives who are so stupid that it makes no sense. First, you can’t criticize housewives who seek influence as if it’s a bad thing. They all chase it. That’s the name of the game. We live in an attention economy, and if you don’t get noticed, you’ll be outed by Andy Cohen faster than some unfathomably good-looking guy.
Second, this is just a stupid argument. Annemarie appears on Krystal’s show and picks a fight with her and accuses her without any basis. crystal Are you someone who is trying to stay relevant? Annemarie has done nothing but antagonize the cast since we met her, first with Sutton’s dainty esophagus and then with Crystal. If there’s anyone who seems to be chasing the dragon of fame, it’s Mr. 8.5 himself.
The next morning, everyone is surveying the damage, but Crystal says she doesn’t think anyone believes Annemarie’s story. Still, we then see Dorit, Kyle, and Erica chatting about it and saying, “Yeah, that seems right.” I feel like I haven’t listened to the end yet.
But Annemarie isn’t the only one who comes to visit Crystal. That day, as the women gather, Erica informs everyone of the legal victory the court has just awarded her with the infamous $750,000 earrings that have been a point of contention among the cast all season. She said the earrings remain Erica’s because the appeals court said they could not prove they were purchased with her client’s funds. It’s a victory, but I don’t think it’s the victory Erica believes it to be.Just because you can’t do it prove Just because something hasn’t been stolen doesn’t mean it hasn’t been stolen. That means they can’t prove it.
But I agree with Erica’s main point. That means she asked them to give it time, let it unfold and not rush to judgement. I am confident that she will continue to win her case in court that will prove her right. But what always bothered me about this message was its tone. If we rewind to Erica talking to Krystal and Garcelle about the earrings, she seems cruel, defensive, and insensitive. She seems to be in pretty good shape this season, and even though she apologized at the top of the season for how harsh she was, Erica says she needs to visit with the little people in this haunted house. she thinks. She needs to hear what they brought back from the other side, she needs to be captivated by the whispers, peer into the darkness once more, and finally, finally, turn towards the light.